Monday, March 17, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Christian getting into character... again. I love that kid!!
Posted by Kristina at 8:00 AM 1 comments
Saturday, January 19, 2008
For those of you who didn't know, Sonja's living with us now
We were happy to have my younger sister move in with us a few weeks ago. We've been having a lot of fun since she's moved in. It's been a good bonding time, for me as well as my kids. They love their auntie!
Posted by Kristina at 7:38 AM 1 comments
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
I thought this was pretty darn funny...
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.
I just finished cleaning.'
2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you
Into the middle of next week!'
4. My mother taught me LOGIC .
'Because I said so, that's why.'
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
You're not going to the store with me.'
6 My mother taught me FORESIGHT .
'Make sure you wear clean underwear,
In case you're in an accident.'
7. My mother taught me IRONY .
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone..'
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY .
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times.
Don't exaggerate!'
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
'Stop acting like your father!'
15. My mother taught me about ENVY .
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world
Who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
'Just wait until we get home.'
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
'You are going to get it when you get home!'
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE .
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going
To get stuck that way.'
19. My mother taught me ESP .
'Put your sweater on; don't you think
I know when you are cold?'
20. My mother taught me HUMOR
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes ,
Don't come running to me.'
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
'If you don't eat your vegetables,
You'll never grow up.'
22. My mother taught me GENETICS .
'You're just like your father.'
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think
You were born in a barn?'
24. My mother taught me WISDOM
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE .
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope
They turn out just like you
Posted by Kristina at 5:45 PM 1 comments